No, No, No: We Do NOT Want An Emma Stone Sex Tape

Obviously Emma Stone is the best and she’s very, very attractive — like, very, very, very attractive — and yet: an Emma Stone sex tape should not be.

Emma Stone has a sex tape, and it’s not with her Amazing Spider-Man co-star and boyfriend Andrew Garfield, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively…

“Emma Stone has a sex tape and that’s a fact,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She made it long before she started dating Andrew Garfield, and before she really became a household name. She was just young and probably thought nothing would ever come of it.” (Via)

OK, to rephrase: we do want an Emma Stone sex tape, because obviously, but we don’t want an Emma Stone sex tape, because then she’d forever be in the same sentence as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. Like that sentence right there. It’d be like if someone leaked a tape featuring Tina Fey Liz Lemon’ing a dude (“Liz Lemon’ing” involves acid and butts) — we’d all watch it, but feel guilty about doing so. SO PURE. Then again…

I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

(Via ONTD)