Meme Watch: Oblivious Canadian Makeout Couple

The moment I laid eyes on the street makeout couple from the totally reasonable and justified Vancouver riots I came to the conclusion they are more dedicated to sucking face than any other couple on the planet. Which says a lot, because I’ve attended a few field parties in my time.
So I’ve put my primitive photoshop skills to use and tested their obliviousness against some action packed scenes from film, television, and the occasional historic event. I knew they’d pass, but the fun is in making jokes about Canadians having an obsession with first base. And taking hockey too seriously, and sounding funny, and not having a military, and Chicago being their Miami, etc, etc. Enjoy.
UPDATE: We know who they are now. Turns out the dude’s not even Canadian!