The ‘Perfect Mistress’ Looks Exactly The Way You Think She Does

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08.10.15 9 Comments
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This just in: Men enjoy women with perfect and flexible physiques. Seeking Arrangements, where rich, bored, oft-married men find gorgeous women to sleep with, collected data from its nearly 500,000 horny users to discover the “perfect mistress.” She’s a blonde, green-eyed, “sensual” student with a 32D bust, and when she’s not social drinking, she’s doing yoga (needless to say, she’s super white). And she’s NEVER turning 33, the cut-off age for perfection, apparently.

Older than that, she might as well be smoke, which, oh yeah, she’s not allowed to do.

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