Awesome Pop Culture Pumpkins For You To Attempt To Carve This Weekend

It’s that time of year again. That magical time when we at the UPROXX offices attempt to speed-carve pumpkins while doing shots, followed by the traditional journey to the emergency room, shortly thereafter capped off by the celebratory bare knuckle boxing match in the hospital parking lot to commemorate another year of finding a blood donation match for everyone. Even Ol’ Cappy the O neg.
Here are some of the great pop culture selections we’ll be trying to speed carve this year. To see our end results, just imagine these pumpkins, except not good and covered with the blood of champions.

Ron Swanson

based on Damien Hirst’s “For The Love Of God

Don Draper

Lil Wayne

The Dude, carved by Scott Cummins


I kind of hope this is an old picture. I kind of hope it isn’t.

“The Predator” by Ray Villafane

Thank you for being a friend.