Truckers Have Seen Some Craaaazy Sh*t On The Lonely Highway, And Now They’re Talking

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10.26.15 2 Comments


Some of the better Ask Reddit threads revolve around occupational hazards. We’ve heard about all the messed-up stuff haunted-house employees have seen, and bartenders got judgey about customers’ ordering habits and drink preferences. Customer-service agents have released a few sparing tips, but this thread by truckers is quite entertaining.

Life on the road requires a certain sense of ingenuity to tolerate the stretches of boredom on lonely interstate highways. Luckily, there are many hilarious moments to punctuate the monotony, and truckers have gathered on Reddit to explain the advantages of height. As one would expect, there are tales of bodily functions (sex and otherwise). Plenty of men will grab a bottle and take a leak rather than lose precious driving time, but women do it too, which is exactly how this thread begins. And it somersaults from there:

PhatDoge kicks things off with a few examples of people who simply couldn’t wait for the restroom:

“A) A young woman (the driver) stop her car on a very slowly moving onramp (1 mph due to heavy congestion on the highway it was merging to), get out, drop her pants to her ankles, and urinate on the onramp with hundreds of people watching. B) Same as A, but she just hung her ass out the driver’s window and urinated into the wind/on her car because we were all doing about 10 mph. Bizarre.”

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