Ron Swanson Finally Addresses The World’s Looming Bacon Shortage

Ever since word got out that the world is facing bacon shortage I’ve been waiting to hear from Ron Swanson for his reaction. I thought maybe he might be driven to hysterics, but naturally I was wrong — silly me — he’s the picture of calm and reason during this moment of crisis, just as I should have known he would be.

Meanwhile, some are saying that there’s no chance of a bacon shortage coming to fruition. Personally, I’m of the thought that this is all an elaborate/clandestine Parks and Rec viral marketing campaign.

(Via The Daily What)