Science: We May All Soon Be Drowning Because The Arctic Ice Is Melting Hella-Fast

Well here’s even more unsettling ammo for Bill Nye to bitch-slap climate change deniers with: two groups of scientists reported today that large sheets of ice in Antarctica are melting at an accelerated pace, an occurrence that could soon raise global sea level by ten feet.

Reports the New York Times:

The collapse of large parts of the ice sheet in West Antarctica appears to have begun and is almost certainly unstoppable, with global warming accelerating the pace of the disintegration, two groups of scientists reported Monday.

The finding, which had been feared by some scientists for decades, means that a rise in global sea level of at least 10 feet may now be inevitable. The rise may continue to be relatively slow for at least the next century or so, the scientists said, but sometime after that it will probably speed up so sharply as to become a crisis.

“This is really happening,” said Thomas P. Wagner, who runs NASA’s programs on polar ice and helped oversee some of the research. “There’s nothing to stop it now. But you are still limited by the physics of how fast the ice can flow.”

Now excuse me while I buy a high-quality raft and move to some place in the middle of America like Kansas City.