Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Hilariously Disturbing

If you enjoyed the NSFW nightmare fuel that was Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man, then you should know ADHD have outdone themselves with “Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”. They took mostly-factual information about tortoises (torti?) and animated these horrifying, salmonella-ridden, giant be-penised Ninja Turtles. It’s even more disturbing than these Ninja Turtles.

It starts getting especially NSFW about one minute in, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

We can sum up our reaction thusly:

If they wanted it to be really Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they’d be living in water. Tortoises live on land.

[Banner picture via DPAF, Thanks to Hillary for the video.]