The Sharknado-ing Begins: A Shark Fell Out Of The Sky In Virginia

The media wants us to believe that a baby shark fell out of the sky into a Virginia Beach backyard because a bird dropped it on the way to its nest. NBC affiliate WAVY, which claims to be “On Your Side,” even names the type of bird, an osprey. But I’m not swallowing their tripe.

I know what’s really going on.

So it begins. Can’t say we don’t deserve it, either.

There’s no word on whether the shark will be buried or if the family will toss it in the garbage. (Via)

That’s also a decision every child has to make for their parents.

(Via WAVY)