Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos Will Be The Death Of Us All

This is why humans shouldn’t play God:

This latest entry in the never-ending Doritos Gourmet series features the inimitable flavor of rich mayonnaise and the “full-bodied mellow, sweet taste of shrimp.” According to Frito-Lay Japan, the result is a “luxury taste.” … Feel free to conduct your own taste taste beginning January 20th, when Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos are scheduled to hit store shelves in Japan – and ONLY in Japan. The 75 gram bags are are limited edition, as are most if not all of the Doritos Gourmet series, and will be yanked on March 17, 2014. (Via)

Here are some combinations of foods I’d eat before shrimp and mayonnaise:

-Durian and barbeque sauce

-Rump roast and syrup

-Jell-O and hot sauce

-Shrimp and ketchup, shrimp and doughnut glaze, shrimp and crabapple juice, shrimp and anything but mayo.

Via Inventor Spot