Sorry, All Straight Males: Paulina Gretzky Is Engaged

Having decided to stop caring about life itself, after appearing in Grown Ups 2 (forcing yourself to make small talk with David Spade will do that to a person), the Great One’s greatest achievement Paulina Gretzky has gone and gotten herself engaged to golfer Dustin Johnson. Yes, With Leather is on suicide watch. The happy couple, who have been an item since earlier this year, revealed the news to unhappy horndogs everywhere on Instagram.

She’s one-fourth of the way to catching up to her famous father. So, cheer up: there’s still hope.

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