‘South Park: The Stick Of Truth’ Has A Lot Of Achievements For Farting

South Park: The Stick Of Truth has been dancing on the edge of actually being released for what feels like… oh, wait, it has been years. Obsidian’s RPG has seemingly been cursed, but the game is finally coming March 4th, the only day that is also a command. And thus, its achievements are revealed… and they’re exactly what you’d expect.

Essentially, farting, turds, and more farting. Your colon is going to be a major aspect of the game, if the achievements found via Xbox Achievements are any indication. Made This For You is described as “Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.” How do you get this turd? The achievement Irritable Bowels, wherein you “$#!t your pants during a boss battle”, should tell you everything you need to know.

But it’s not all about bowel movements! There are no fewer than eight achievements surrounding farting, and apparently you’ll be able to fart on, well, pretty much anybody, including allies and NPCs. Keeping it classy!

There are, of course, more conventional achievements: For example, you can unlock a trophy for not selling anything whatsoever over the course of the game. But let’s face it: We’re all going for the fart trophies first.

Via Xbox Achievements