Eva Mendes is living the life the rest of us — and by us I mean the section of the population that find Ryan Gosling so incredibly attractive and generally perfect in all things that it’s ruined the possibility of any successful future relationships with normal men — only dream about. Besides coming home every day to the internet’s sexiest meme, she’s just become a new mother to daughter Esmeralda, but it isn’t enough to simply be happy with all of her good fortune. The actress wants to spread the love around and she’s doing it by teaching the women of America how they, too, can land the man of their dreams, and keep him.
In an interview with Extra, the new mom gushed about motherhood before dropping this truth bomb about how to keep your man happy:
You can’t do sweatpants… ladies, number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no!
Though we’re not sure of any scientific studies that prove the direct link between sweatpants and divorce, if Gosling’s bae swears by it, it must be true. And to whoever generated this meme:
Thank you for creating the foundation on which I’ve been basing my dating expectations for the past two years and for simultaneously dooming me to one day becoming a middle-aged single lady who lives with her 50 cats.