The Fleshlight Attachment For Your iPad Is Sure To Be The Hot Item Come This Holiday Season

We certainly live in marvelous times. Movies and television are on demand, information is a keystroke away (if you know what you’re looking for), and life is generally a lot better. Unless you live where the majority of the world does, which means you’re not reading this and it doesn’t matter.

But for us in the grips of technological bliss, what could make it better? The folks at Fleshlight are out to answer that question with the Fleshlight LaunchPAD.

Interactive Life Forms, makers of Fleshlight® brand products, the world’s leading male sex toy, is pleased to announce the release of its newest innovative accessory, the Fleshlight LaunchPAD.
The Fleshlight LaunchPAD securely holds the popular Apple iPad® as well as a Fleshlight or Flight® product enabling the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like Facetime or Skype®. The unique placement of the Fleshlight product in relationship to the iPad allows the user to fully immerse himself in POV – “Point of View” – pornographic content.

If the commercial above is any indication, it’s marketed to those lovers on the go. Separated by oceans or judicial sentences, their love still burns deep, and Fleshlight wants to provide them a way to share their love together. In reality, no couple would ever buy this sort of thing because the first question out of your wife or girlfriend’s mouth is going to be, “so you f*ck your iPad?” And then she’s no longer your wife or girlfriend.

No, the true customer for this product doesn’t have a girlfriend. Ever.

(Via Official Fleshlight)

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