The Rock Posted His 2015 Goals On Instagram, But One Of Them Doesn’t Belong

The Rock took to Instagram to share his goals for 2015, and it looks like global domination is on the agenda. You know, as a person who hates making new year’s resolutions, I find these goals to be pretty simple and great. I mean, who doesn’t want to laugh hard and love powerfully? Candy Ass Jabronis, that’s who!

And seriously, f*ck that last one!