The Super Mario Timeline Is More Complex And Mind-Blowing Than You Might Imagine

A couple years back Nintendo finally caved and unveiled the official Legend of Zelda timeline, but what about the Mario franchise? There probably isn’t an actual Mario timeline as Miyamoto himself has repeatedly said Mario storylines don’t matter, but YouTuber Scorpigator has done his level best to try to chronologically order all the games in the series, from Donkey Kong to Super Mario 3D World using what little evidence the games themselves provide and the result is a fairly solid, and completely nutty, timeline.

Pet gorillas, the birth and death of the universe itself, a mind-blowing revelation about the nature of the Paper Mario games and an explanation for Mario and Bowser being willing to get together for friendly tennis matches and kart races – this timeline has it all. For the record, here’s the timeline in writing, from beginning to end…

Yoshi’s Island, Yoshi’s New Island, Yoshi’s Island DS, Yoshi’s Story, Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, Wrecking Crew, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Junior, Donkey Kong 3, DKC Series, Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario 3D Land, Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario RPG, Luigi’s Mansion, Super Mario World, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy, Paper Mario Series and Dr. Mario, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Super Mario 3D World, Super Mario 64, New Super Mario Bros., Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Mario Kart DS, Luigi’s Mansion: Darkmoon, New Super Mario Bros Wii, New Super Mario Bros. U, Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story, Super Princess Peach, Mario and Luigi: Dream Team, New Super Mario Bros. 2, Mario Party, All the other Mario sports titles, Mario vs Donkey Kong, Super Mario Land, Super Mario Land 2 and, finally, Wario Land.

via Kotaku