These Contagion Character Posters Were Missing Something

Warner has released six character posters for Outbreak 2: Bird Flu Boogaloo Contagion, opening September 9th (full trailer here, TV spots here). The film is directed by Oscar-winner Steven Soderbergh and stars Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Laurence Fishburne, holy crap this is a lot of famous people, Marion Cotillard, Jennifer Ehle, and everyone else ever ever. But more to the point, someone snapped a candid photo of Jude Law chilling between takes while wearing a silly-looking hazmat suit. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
The posters are below (with slight alterations), all of them warning, “Don’t talk to anyone. Don’t touch anyone.” When did my mom start writing movie taglines?

There, that’s better.


Unaltered posters available at ComingSoon.