This Baby Is Far Too Excited By A Plain, Old Television Remote

I flat out think babies are stupid. Facts support me, their brains are still growing and they’re sponging knowledge from the world around them. They’re tiny little idiots.

That’s why this video is no shock to me, but it should also serve as what not to do with your baby. If this little tyke is blown away by all the numbers and buttons on the remote, imagine what it will feel from the wonders of space. Start teaching the baby the basics of anatomy, the nervous system, digestion. True wonders that make a remote look silly.

After all that, maybe start to teach farming, gun maintenance, world history. Then you can move on to resisting torture. The sooner you start, the less rough life might be on the kid.

(Via Evelyn Terastvatsatrian)