This Is The Greatest Description Of A Nickelback Concert Ever Written

A few months back, I received an email from the Orlando Magic informing me that as a season ticket holder I was eligible for a pre-sale for tickets to a Nickelback concert. Not a dime moved from my bank account that day, friends, but needless to say, many people packed into the Amway Center to watch Chad Kroeger and Co., as well as Bush and Seether, belt out song after similar-sounding song. I can’t explain it. People just love Canadian cock rock.

But imagine my delight when I stumbled across the above image, presumably from the Boise Weekly, this morning. I don’t think I could write a better preview for a Nickelback show if I tried. I mean, I probably could, but why bother? Josh Gross already nailed it.

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