The Tinder online dating app still has a reputation as a hookup app that helps people find matches based upon relative proximity. Some people do use the app as a legit dating service. Others use the app jokingly, just to see how badly they can behave with awful pickup lines. Do these guys believe the pickup lines will work? Who knows.
One guy decided to test some of the worst pickup lines ever seen on Tinder. Not even the Las Vegas strip setting helped these offers go down easily. None of the lines worked on the ladies, although this bro may have talked two guys into a porta-potty threesome. Here is a sampling of his efforts:
“I could turn your daddy issues into baby daddy issues.”
“I really want to smother you in green paint and spank you like an avocado.”
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.”
“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”
“On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”
“Are you guys Jedis? ‘Cause Yodalicious.”
“Preheat your oven ’cause I’m going in raw.”
There’s a nice little bit of anti-programming with this guy’s casual, “Wanna get coffee?” At least that line conjured up a polite rejection instead of laughter. He missed some valuable opportunities by missing such classics as, “Are you into Harry Potter? Because I want to slytherin your pants.” But two points for the Star Wars reference.
(via BroBible)