Tobias Fünke’s ‘I Just Blue Myself’ Ice Cream

I keep telling myself that I’m going to skip the next fictional pop culture Ben & Jerry’s flavor our buddy Jon DeFreest comes up with out of principle, just to prove I’m not a slave to them. But then he and Vulture go and combine forces to create arguably the greatest one to date* and here I am again taking a chubby for the team.

I’m not exactly sure what white chocolate cut offs are, but I know I want to try them. Sure, I may prematurely shoot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run. But let’s just hope I don’t end up with a mess on my hands.

*It’s actually a tie with “All the Bacon & Eggs You Have” (after the jump) if you’re asking me to be the fictional pop culture Ben & Jerry’s flavor scorekeeper.

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