“Twilight: Breaking Dawn”: The Review

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So, as part of my job for another website, I sat through this movie five times in a row.

Yes, I am getting the tickets expensed. Otherwise I’d be very unhappy.

My full, in-depth opinion, which breaks the movie down along technical, artistic and political lines, will be running later today on Zug.com, but, if you want to understand how I feel about this movie’s artistic merit, or just what it feels like to sit through it once, let alone five times, I’ve included a useful explanation under the jump.

Yeah. It’s like that. Don’t go see this movie, kids.

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