It’s not easy being a third wheel. The couple you’re with wants to make out and get to third base (that’s some under-the-sweater action; there is no fourth base), and you’re just… there. ALWAYS there, like a Friends rerun on TBS. Imgur user earthyhillgivens had some fun being a perpetual cock block to the romantically involved man and woman he was with, taking selfies of awkwardly standing around while they were at a carnival, shopping, and even their wedding.
Their first dance was to something from Bob Dylan’s The Free Third Wheelin’ Earthyhillgivens.