UPS Delivery Man Writes A Christmas Song About Who The Real Santa Is

Ken Jones deserves to be COO Super President CEO of UPS after this. During work one day, the Arkansas delivery man filmed himself singing a self-written song called “Santa Drives a Big Brown Truck,” about how it’s not Santa who’s bringing you your gifts this holiday season; it’s him. Spoiler alert?

It’s basically the best commercial UPS never made, although that’s not necessarily the message Jones was going for (he makes sure to mention that he’s on a “scheduled break,” so as not to be fired); he just wants us to fence in our dogs and be sure to generously tip their overworked asses. It’s Christmas for them, too.

(Via Clip Nation)