Last time I checked, it’s still St. Patrick’s Day. For those of you currently not out drinking yourself into a dyed green liquor-induced oblivion, let me introduce you to 22-year old competitive eater Matt “Megatoad” Stonie. Megatoad here thought it would be a great idea to chug seven McDonalds Shamrock Shakes, and he went ahead and did so in under five minutes.
To recap, this dude ingested 1.25 gallons of Shamrock Shakey goodness which — according to the video — contained 5,740 calories and 805 grams of sugar. For reference, Huffington Post supplied a complete nutritional rundown of the McDonald’s seasonal treat back in 2013.
I think I need to go for a walk now.