Today is starting off on a rough note, with stories coming out about a former student confronting the teacher who abused her for years and also another story about a Maryland mother stabbing her children to death in an attempted exorcism.
Luckily, Jimmy Fallon is here to cleanse our palate with this video where he and Jessica Alba play double turtleneck sweater ping pong against Higgins and James Poyser. It is adorable, check it out:
Fallon’s control is amazing. How he doesn’t fall to the ground and hump her leg like a dog is beyond me. She must smell like babies and strawberries and America.
For those of you who are wondering, by the way, you can go to BigMen.com and get a turtleneck up to size 10X. Yes, 10X. If you don’t use it for ping pong, it can be used to keep an entire family of immigrants warm.
Alright, we all feel better now?
via Youtube