What’s Really Going On In Lindsay Lohan’s Sexy Selfie?

Lindsay Lohan recovered pretty quickly from that mystery illness. On Saturday afternoon, the actress, who was hospitalized earlier this week for chikungunya, posted this selfie on Instagram wearing nothing but a skin tight top and a pair of “Calvin’s.” On first glance it certainly looks like a fine picture, a selfie worthy of your time. On second glance, wait, what’s wrong with that bottle? Why is it on a 60 degree angle?

As someone who photoshops hundreds of images a month, allow me to explain what’s really going on here. You see, when you use the stretch tool…nah, nevermind. Let’s instead head over to the photo itself, see what Lohan’s Instagram followers think.

I don’t know about you but I’m dying to know what that last girl is talking about.