— bomani (@bomani_jones) June 23, 2016
Nobody can hold it against Cleveland sports fans for not knowing how to handle the Cavs’ recent NBA Championship. After all, it was the city’s first major sports title in over five decades. That’s a long time.
But I think it’s within reason to say that most of them were able to control themselves to the point where they didn’t celebrate by eating poop. Most of them, except one.
Yeah, that individual mad man can be found in the video above, scraping what appears to be horse manure (probably from a police horse) off the street and shoveling it into his mouth. As you can imagine, a vast majority of the surrounding crowd was horrified by the events unfolding in front of them.
But maybe the most horrifying part of the whole ordeal is that the man actually seemed to enjoy it. Then again, if someone is deranged enough to willingly eat horse crap, I guess it’s not all that surprising that their body wouldn’t reject it. Heck, the guy didn’t even need a beverage to wash it down. (Though it may be safe to assume that he had plenty of fluids beforehand.)
It turns out a 50+ year championship drought can drive a person crazy. I think we may have underestimated just how crazy, though.
