Draymond Green is bored, man. His offseason of a slap fight and a self-published picture of the body part he loves to assault on other people is evidence of that. Now that he’s taken to writing critiques of his Team USA teammates’ hair, it might be time to take away his Snapchat.
While waiting for the Olympics to begin in Rio de Janeiro, the Golden State Warriors star took pictures of his mostly unsuspecting teammates’ domes and offered a lot of negative commentary about each player’s hair. As a bald man, I’d trade places with anyone on this team but alas, that’s not how any of this works.
You can see all of Green’s hot hair takes on imgur.com, the place to go for screenshots of Snapchat photos, it seems. The only true savage moment in the story is when Green gets a shot of the top of Kevin Durant’s head that’s unflattering. In Durant’s defense, it could just be the lighting that makes it seem like he’s balding.
There’s more in the photoset — Green even pokes fun at himself, despite clearly having many good hair years left — if you’re into bald-shaming. We are people too, Draymond!
(Via imgur)
