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NO WAY: TAYLOR LAUTNER REMAKING VISION QUEST

By / 12.22.09


(Aw, *another* love triangle?  Poor T-Lauts.)

I was a little shocked to learn from E! Online’s unnamed source that Taylor Lautner and his vulgar nose *may* be starring in a remake of Vision Quest.

He could wind up playing an updated version of Matthew Modine’s character in the still-in-development film, which counts Wyck Godfrey and Marty Bowen of Temple Hill Entertainment (and Twilight and New Moon fame) as producers. We hear that Richard Munic has penned a screenplay that is “very faithful” to the original film.  “Taylor saw [the script] and is really excited about it,” says a source. “It’s very much in line with his athleticism [and skates. -Ed.]

But if you think about it, it makes sense.  Why not go from putting the abs in abstinence parable to wearing a spandex singlet for 90 minutes?  And the parallels don’t end there.  Twilight writer Stephenie Meyer is Mormon  –> Vision Quest star Matthew Modine’s uncle is Mormon.  Taylor Lautner played an American Indian in Twilight –> “vision quest” is American Indian.  Crap, I’m starting to sound like Glenn Beck.  …Who’s also Mormon.  (*head explodes*)

*furiously masturbating*


TAGSMatthew ModineREMAKESTaylor LautnerVISION QUEST

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