(“YOU GIRLS EVER BEEN TO SWITZERLAND? IT’S NICE, ALL THE HOT CHOCOLATE YOU CAN DRINK.”)
Well this is a heartwarming story. Turns out Miley Cyrus’ little sister, Noah, star of the English language redub of Ponyo (movie related!), is launching her own line of lingerie, despite being 9 years old. 9-year-olds, Dude. (obligatory)
She’ll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children’s lingerie collection for ‘Ohh! La, La! Couture’.
The company’s website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls – the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14.” [via NineMSN]
Wait, lingerie that’s not just for pre-pubescent girls? Finally! Hey, how big is a size 14? Quick, someone measure my bust and crotch, I think my balls are a B-cup. Yes, this is gonna be the best Valentine’s Day ever, isn’t that right, Japanese sex pillow.