This is exactly what it sounds like — a dog riding a tortoise — and just as awesome.
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Kids of the future: 11 people you’ll bump into at a Jonas Brothers concert. Frankly, I’m a little perturbed Burnsy left out Brett Ratner. |Uproxx|
- Wonder Woman gets a new, less slutty outfit, which should really appeal to all those fashionably, feminist comic-book fans. |GammaSquad|
- FLYING CARS, MOTHERF*CKER. |GammaSquad|
- The rejected script for Twilight Eclipse. |HolyTaco|
- Season 2 of Jersey Shore goes to Miami. Try to guess if anyone says “It’s Miami, bitch.” Man. I can’t get enough of these retards. |WarmingGlow|
- Carlos Zambrano is misunderstood ;-( |WithLeather|
- 4chan tries to send Justin Bieber to North Korea. |Urlesque|
- The 10 best cliffhangers on Adult Swim. You know who was a pretty good cliffhanger? Stallone. |AdultSwim|
- Edgar Wright will soon work on Ant-Man. |ScreenJunkies|
- 7 ways to blow off the girl you’re dating. |Guyism|
- Let these people falling down brighten your day. |FListed|
- Conan responds to Larry King’s retirement. |NextRound|
- The craziest World Cup fan outfits. |Asylum|
- Street Fighter cats. |CollegeHumor|
[Greek Chorus of English Bulldogs via CoolDogs]
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