MOST ENTERTAINING TRAINWRECK OF 2009: TWILIGHT FANS

Not opinion, indisputable fact: there has never been a bottomless fountain of the entertainingly pathetic like Twilight fans.  Now, let us take a walk down Repressed Memory Lane, shall we?

Anyway, thanks for the memories, and especially the web traffic, you weirdos.  Now stay the hell away from me.

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