For me, nothing excites my complete and utter apathy like a modern update of Tron, but since I know how much you dorks love this crap, here’s the Tron Legacy trailer. The marketing asswipes created a whole viral campaign and real-world scavenger hunt for this, and I guess some dork finally collected all the slap bracelets and pogs or whatever he needed so now it’s online. Totally worth it, dude. Anyway, it seems The Dude’s been stuck inside a computer for 20 years, and you can’t blame him, because Olivia Wilde is there and she’s wearing rubber pants and F-me boots.
So now The Dude’s son, Garrett “How’s My Hair” Hedlund has to get him out. What I don’t get is, all the people in the computer, they’re computer programs, right? And how do you beat a computer program? That’s right, with a virus. If Hollywood had any balls, this whole movie would be about cornholin’.