WAS MILLA JOVOVICH JAILBAIT QUESTION MARK?

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08.06.09 27 Comments

InGameNow has an interesting article up in which they point out that Milla Jovovich (whom you may remember as Leilu Multi-Pass from 5th Element), who stars in Perfect Getaway opening tomorrow, claims to have been born in 1975.  Which would’ve made her 13 at the time of this guest spot on Married With Children.  Which doesn’t seem likely.  Or maybe this boner is just a dangerous outlaw.  (*two gun fingers pointed at crotch*)

They’ve got a couple other pieces of evidence over there, which mostly consist of pointing out old hot pictures of Milla Jovovich and then speculating whether or not she was underage when she took them.  Rawr, sounds like my kind of party.  I do my speculating with a speculum.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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