Why you thieving beta testers. “CuddlesGreatA2M” was already my eHarmony name.
Naughty Bear is the game where you play a bullied bear living on a magical island of stuffed teddy bears, seeking revenge on the other teddies and getting bonus points for especially “deviant and maniacal” kills. Until now, all clips have shown the single-player version of the game. The new ad (below) shows off the online, multiplayer modes of the game. Holy crap, I can fight with bears in other countries, too? Be still my heart.
Here are the four modes shown in the video:
- Jelly Wars: Three bears try to make a big jelly while one bear hides the materials, sets traps, and kills them. It’s just like home ec. class all over again.
- Cake Walk: One player holds the Golden Cupcake, which makes them slower and unable to defend themselves. The other three bears then beat the stuffing out of him.
- Golden Oozy: There’s one golden machine gun with unlimited ammo. All the bears want it. There can be only one.
- Assault: Two blue bears fight two red bears. So it’s Bloods versus Crips, teddy bear style.
The game releases this Friday and was developed by Artificial Mind & Movement, who awesomely abbreviate their name as A2M. If you don’t know why that’s funny, don’t watch Human Centipede; you’ll probably die.
I want more like this!
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