‘Jurassic Park’ Without Any Dinosaurs Is Still A Surprisingly Entertaining Video

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Video editor William Hirsch has — much like life also does — found a way to remove all those pesky real life problems from Jurassic Park, simply by removing the dinosaurs and renaming it “Park.”

Welcome, to Park.

We have such beautiful attractions as:

Jeep w/ Logo
Jeff Goldblum


Not going to lie, if you tried to sell us park tickets to go see Jeff Goldblum in a field, we’d be down. That sounds glorious. Especially if he’s going to be laughing at some point.

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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