The abridged script for Avatar totally jumped on my leonopteryx. [Filmdrunk]
Salma Hayek in drag looks like Stuart Townsend. Now picture Salma Hayek dating Charlize Theron. Nice. [Unreality]
A classic Conan O’Brien clip where he and friends perform Led Zeppelin’s “Dazed and Confused” and slay George Plimpton. [WarmingGlow]
Mel Gibson talks about Mad Max 4 and Vikings. [ScreenRant]
Jonah Hill expects to start shooting a remake of Neckbeard McSmokesalot 21 Jump Street later this year. [Pajiba]
New print from Brandon Bird: The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, starring Steven Seagal. [ComicsAlliance]
Here’s the helicopter explosion scene from the last episode of 24. [InsideTV]
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