Master Chief Can Feel It Coming in the Air Tonight

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Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is tired of being the strong and silent type.  He wants to let you know how he feels, girl.  He wants to light some candles, start up the fog machine, and give you a shoulder massage.  He wants to play the drums and duet with Philip Bailey.  Awww yeah.  Set the mood.  Do you like Phil Collins? He’s been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, he really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. He thinks Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Girl, take off your robe.

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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