All this can be yours.
Of course The Asylum is making another Mega-Shark movie and adding Urkel to the mix. We predicted the same with our “Asylum’s next project” mad libs. The prophecy arrives December 21st, 2010, just in time for a romantic Christmas movie night. Because nothing says “I’m gettin’ some tonight” like a straight-to-SyFy movie directed by Christopher Ray (Reptisaurus) and starring Jaleel White, Gary Stretch, Sarah Lieving, and Robert Picardo. And they stole their tagline from AVP: Alien vs. Predator, so you know they’ve been inspired by greatness.
Anyway, (spoiler alert!) Mega-Shark survived his epic battle with Giant Octopus (and that plane, and the Golden Gate Bridge), so now he’s fighting a Crocosaurus. Don’t ask. Just lie back and let this happen.