Christopher Lee — known for playing Saruman the White in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Count Dooku in Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, and lots of crap Max Von Sydow turned down — has recorded a metal concept album about Charlemagne with Italian power-metal band “Rhapsody”. Read that sentence as many times as you need to. Yep. That’s what that says. Now you might be mentally-prepared to check out the widget below containing the music MetalSucks describes as “just ridiculous. […] makes me wonder if this could truly be the same man who once so lit up in the screen in Police Academy: Mission to Moscow.”
Tread cautiously, MetalSucks. He shed the blood of the Saxon men. Also, he’s 87. I’m pretty sure you get one free kill if you make it to 87. That’s why I’m sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber so I can live to be 174, hop into a time machine (they’ll have them by then shut up), and take out both Seltzer and Friedberg before they can make any movies.