What the Shell? TMNT in Russia is Crazy as Hell

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11.23.10 5 Comments

Were the ninjas in the previous post not quite crazy enough for your druthers?  Well, this is delightfully insane.  It’s a collection of Russian books about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles which Geekosystem tipped me off to.  Why is Michelangelo fighting a robot dinosaur?  More apt question: why isn’t every protagonist in every comic fighting a robot dinosaur?
And why is the Predator there? And why is he also re-enacting the Bo Derek beach scene from 10? And when did he get laser eyes?  I’m so confused.  Why is Krang a Bingo caller? Why is Leonardo so stoned? Why is April O’Neil in a strip club?  Why is Michelangelo riding a T-Rex? Probably for the same reason Shredder’s riding a triceratops. Haters gonna hate.
And yes, they’re loading a dinosaur into a plane in the picture to the right. Like ya do.  That’s tame compared to the rest of this gallery:

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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