Were the ninjas in the previous post not quite crazy enough for your druthers? Well, this is delightfully insane. It’s a collection of Russian books about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles which Geekosystem tipped me off to. Why is Michelangelo fighting a robot dinosaur? More apt question: why isn’t every protagonist in every comic fighting a robot dinosaur?
And why is the Predator there? And why is he also re-enacting the Bo Derek beach scene from 10? And when did he get laser eyes? I’m so confused. Why is Krang a Bingo caller? Why is Leonardo so stoned? Why is April O’Neil in a strip club? Why is Michelangelo riding a T-Rex? Probably for the same reason Shredder’s riding a triceratops. Haters gonna hate.
And yes, they’re loading a dinosaur into a plane in the picture to the right. Like ya do. That’s tame compared to the rest of this gallery:
Hello, new desktop wallpaper.
Like a boss.