Why anyone would want to murder throat-y British songbird Joss Stone is beyond me — she seems perfectly delightful (Although some people take issue with her covers) — but two dudes did, and they were planning to kill her hard.
Two men have been arrested in connection with a murder plot involving British singer Joss Stone. They were taken into custody in Devon, England, near Stone’s home, police have confirmed to BBC News.
The two unidentified men, ages 30 and 33, were arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to murder and rob the star. They were apprehended on Monday after a suspicious vehicle was seen in the Cullompton area and were initially arrested on “possession of offensive weapons and being equipped to steal.”
Once arrested, they were reportedly found in possession of swords, forensic-style overalls, plans of Stone’s house and a body bag. Police added that the singer is aware of the arrests, although it is not known if she was home at the time they were made.
Swords? SWORDS?! What the hell did sweet little Joss Stone do to provoke a couple of pricks to want to go medieval on her ass? Or have they just been watching too much Game of Thrones?
I mean COME ONE, what’s not to love about Joss Stone?
But in all seriousness, that’s some scary sh*t. Swords? Geez.