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Your Daily Reminder That Chris Brown Is Still The Worst

By / 02.24.12

We’ve had a couple reminders lately that Chris Brown is the absolute worst, like the stuff he tweeted after the Grammys and the rumor about his sexy new pick up line, and now we have another reason to cast a side eye at Team Breezy. Chris Brown is being accused of robbery in Miami. Take a wild guess which gender the alleged victim is.

According to the Miami Beach police incident report, Chris Brown and rapper Tyga were leaving the Cameo nightclub on Miami Beach on Feb. 19th when a fan followed him outside to his car. When Brown got into his Black Bentley, Christal Shanae Spann pulled out her iPhone and took a picture of him sitting in the car. Spann told police Brown got angry, reached through his car window and snatched the phone from her hands. The singer then told her, “B-tch, you ain’t going to put that on no website,” according to the report. Brown then rolled up his window and drove away with her iPhone. Brown is accused of one count of Robbery by Sudden Snatching. [CBS Miami via WWTDD, emphasis ours]

“Sudden Snatching” and allegedly calling fans a b-tch must be one of the steps in Chris Brown’s new positivity regimen. In other Chris Brown news, UPROXX’s own Burnsy is EXCLUSIVELY reporting the hot goss that his people are hearing whispers about Chris Brown and Jeff Dunham feuding over who holds the trademark on sticking their hand up men’s backsides. I hate to break this to your people, Burnsy, but we know full well MartynWorld owns that trademark already. (Legal disclaimer: that was just a joke, and also our legal counsel is dead sexy and totally not typing this.)

[Image credit: Reddit]


TOPICS#FLORIDA
TAGSChris BrownCHRISTAL SHANAE SPANNinsufferable peopleTYGA

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