Brave Idiot Slaps Beyoncé’s Ass, Somehow Survives Incident

By: 05.28.13  •  18 Comments

Beyoncé’s butt is like a da Vinci painting: it’s meant to be admired from afar, not felt. (Though only Bey has a workout video with her name on it.) NO TOUCHING, as it were, unless your name is Jay-Z or Carmen: A Hip Hopera star Mekhi Phifer. Then it’s all yours; otherwise, how dare you touch the Queen’s behind, especially during a live show, when she’s performing “Irreplaceable,” as one brave idiot recently did in Copenhagen.

Beyonce’s response: “I’ll have you escorted out for that.” She was joking, but not really. In other words:

(Via NME) (GIF via)

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