As we sort through the remains of the Talking Dead set, trying to figure out which combination of words made the building collapse like a month-old pumpkin (I’m thinking, “It’s like when people came to America and killed all the Indians”), only one thing is known for sure: let’s keep Marilyn Manson off TV, yes? One pale goth is enough.
Let Manson roam wild on the Internet, where he’s free to spout his latest theories about Zombie Sophia still causing mayhem or, better yet, star in Funny or Die parodies of Nick’s Are You Afraid of the Dark? with Patrick Fischler, Lauren Bowles, Brian Huskey, and Comedy Bang! Bang! favorite Lauren Lapkus, among others. Submitted for your approval: Funny or Die’s Halloween Anthology with Marilyn Manson. *throws not enough water on the flame*
I want more like this!
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