The UPROXX 2014 Grammy Awards Live Thread

This Sunday is a night for the nation to come together, and mock Imagine Dragons. Yes, at 8 p.m. EST, parents and children and coked-out music executives alike will huddle around the TV to watch the 56th Annual Grammy Awards on CBS. Make sure to have your laptop and/or mobile device with you, because we’ll be here, making only the most poignant musings on Katy Perry’s music, a.k.a. boob jokes. Here’s the list of performers:

Beyoncé and Jay-Z
Lindsey Buckingham, Dave Grohl, Nine Inch Nails, and Queens of the Stone Age
Daft Punk featuring Stevie Wonder, Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers
Imagine Dragons and Kendrick Lamar
Pink featuring Nate Ruess
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Madonna
Taylor Swift
Merle Haggard, Kris Kristofferson, Willie Nelson and Blake Shelton
John Legend and Keith Urban
Kacey Musgraves
Lorde
Metallica featuring Lang Lang
Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr
Katy Perry
Robin Thicke featuring Chicago
Sara Bareilles featuring Carole King

That’s actually a pretty solid list. Nominees can be found here, and we’ll see you on Sunday.

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