Jay-Z’s Relentless Pursuit Of Cabbage Immortalized On Totem Pole Of Greed

Editor-in-Chief
11.23.11

When Jay-Z’s Rocawear clothing line began selling “Occupy All Streetz” t-shirts for $22 a pop a couple of weeks ago, many assumed that proceeds from the sales of the shirts would at least partially benefit the Occupy Wall Street movement. HAHAHA…SUCKERS! You people should know by now that Jay-Z is all about nothing but, in the words of Randy Moss, straight cash homie!

Which is precisely why artist Daniel Edwards has channeled his disgust with Hova’s relentless pursuit of cabbage into creating a new sculpture that puts Beyonce’s husband at the bottom of a totem pole beneath Mr. Burns, Scrooge McDuck and Richie Rich.

I can’t lie…I laughed pretty goddamn hard when I first laid eyes on this earlier. Well done, Mr. Edwards. Well done.

(HT: Badass Digest)

Around The Web