Remember when Lady Gaga music videos weren’t twelve minutes long, with four minutes of credits? Mother Monster has gone off the art-performance rails since ARTPOP was released, and subsequently landed with a thump last November. There’s the vomiting, of course, but Gaga’s also calling her music videos “ARTPOP films,” and her “ARTPOP films” star Watch What Happens: Live host Andy Cohen as Zeus and the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as a Greek chorus without a trace of irony.
Someone please try to make sense of the Gaga-directed “G.U.Y.” I gave up after the wounded naked bird-woman crawled her way to Hearst Castle.
