Someone Made A Rap Song About Ron Swanson

Some things are too important to wait until the morning to post. This is one of those things.

…And he’s drunk on Snake Juice dancing wild with a tiny little hat on his head,
a libertarian he-ro because he wants ze-ro budget appropriations.

You can’t faze him,
RON F*CKING SWANSON,
YOU can’t stop him,
RON F*CKING SWANSON,
Indiana’s favorite,
RON F*CKING SWANSON,
Boss of all bosses,
RON F*CKING SWANSON.

Hey yo rest in peace Little Sebastian man you know that we miss you,
what else could make Ron F*cking Swanson cry gonna need a tissue…

Respect, Adam Warrock. Respect. The full song is after the jump.

(Thanks for the heads up, @gleboff)

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